Tuesday, November 04, 2008

The Hilarious November 4

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THE HILARIOUS NOVEMBER 4, RABIN SPECIAL by Barry Chamish

How dare they put an American election on the anniversary of Yitzhak Rabin's murder! Where is the respect? Now since it makes no difference if you vote for the anti-Israel team of Barack and Six Pack Joe or the CFR's Son of Cain and his flake of a VP, let's concentrate on the rollicking fun of Rabin's death commemoration.

No article from me today, just good times. And a reminder that even this author has to pay his rent, so if you liked the youtube, invite me to do the lecture in person. Write
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Who Murdered Yitzhak Rabin

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For five years, I trusted my buddy Aryeh Gallin to organize the annual Rabin conference, finding reliable venues, acquiring police permission, screening all speakers. We leave for just a few years and look what's become of the event. Hebrew speakers, click on the link to watch the organizers hold their conference outside in the cold:

HOT NEWS: on the last minute, possibly under pressure from 'above',
The owners of the hall (in “Raziel Youth Village”) canceled the event, for which we have fully paid!
TODAY, we demand that the court will force them to comply with the contract and, simultaneously, are seeking for another venue
* If the latter is imposed upon us, the alternative hall will be near by, and we shall all quickly move there,
TO FULFILL OUR MISSION: we are determined TO EXPOSE THE ASSASSIN(S)!


The conference “THE TRUTH ABOUT YITZHAK RABIN­LIFE AND DEATH” was partially held
last night in Hertzeliyah’s Park HaYovel, off Yehudah HaNasi Str, about 200 m from the original venue
The police (YaSa”M Yarkon) confiscated our computer and projector, for “illegal gathering” but left us alone “gathering” until our lecture (without pps) was finished
Both Arutz2 & Arutz7 TV crews were on site, but only the latter broadcasted (life) parts of the event
* Here is the link (H) http://www.inn.co.il/News/News.aspx/181140

And that knee-slapping, elbow in the ribs funster Yigal Amir does it again. As Nov. 4 arrives, why he, without anybody's help, nosiree, not Yigal the mischievous imp, decides to grant two phone interviews, to confess to Israel tv:

JERUSALEM (AFP) - Israelis from across the political spectrum on Friday slammed a decision to air the first-ever television interview with the extremist Jew who assassinated prime minister Yitzhak Rabin. Amir told Channel 10 his act was influenced by the rhetoric of right-wing politicians and generals, including former prime minister Ariel Sharon, Former Tourism Minister Rehavam Ze'evi, and former army chief of staff Rafael Eitan, whom he said made it clear the 1993 Oslo agreement "would lead to disaster."

Of course, Yigal has his own between the lines code, which we all study in depth. Why his inspirers were all murdered by Shimon the Poet and Song Composer Peres. Sharon drank tea with songwriter Shimon and had a stroke within half an hour. He was driven to hospital by the dour shooter of Rabin, bodyguard Yoram Rubin, now the Shabak's Director Of Personal Security. Zeevi was gunned down just hours before he was to leave the government because Shimon was in it, with a rousing speech exposing Shimon the songwriting demon. Eitan was drowned in a tsunami but heck, even Shimon can't stop the waves.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1225036828129&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
Goffin and King, Leiber and Stoller, Lennon and McCartney, Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore [they forgot the greatest rock 'n' rollers of all time Doc Pomus & Bert Berns] - the list of classic songwriting partners is long as it is varied. But nothing's prepared the listening public for this combination: Shimon Peres and Liel Kolet.

The octogenarian president of Israel and the 19-year-old international pop success story from Kibbutz Kinneret have collaborated on a song called "Ray of Hope" - lyrics by Peres, music by Kolet - which debuted Monday night at "Believe," a gala concert in Tel Aviv marking the 10th anniversary of the Peres Center for Peace.

And did Yigal the Prankster's unexpected tv shows get top reviews! Critics from the Defence Minister to the head of the Shabak lavished high praise for his unique talent. Even the leader of the religious party loved his performance:

http://www.voanews.com/english/2008-11-02-voa8.cfm

Israeli Security Chief Warns of Possible Assassination Attempt

An Israeli security chief has warned that politicians could again be targeted by Jewish militants. Robert Berger reports from the VOA bureau in Jerusalem. Head of the Shin Bet, Israel's Security Agency, Yuval Diskin (file) The head of Israel's Shin Bet security service has warned that Jewish extremists could try to assassinate an Israeli leader.

Associated Press/ October 31, 2008

"Yigal Amir ought to wither in prison for the rest of his life and he should under no condition be part of the mediatised public debate," Defense Minister Ehud Barak, who today heads Rabin's center-left Labor party, said in a statement.
The chairman of the right-wing National Religious Party Zevulun Orlev also slammed the decision.
"I think that the interviews with the despicable murderer have broken the boycott and ostracizing that exists, and ought to exist, on Yigal Amir... I regret that the race for the golden calf of ratings between the private news channels has distorted this principle," Orlev told public radio.

But you just got to love those leaders of the religious and the Right. Without them, Gush Katif could never have been evacuated.

POLICE CHIEF SAYS THEIR LEADERS BETRAYED SETTLERS

He said that he could not have expelled the Jews from Gaza and northern Samaria in six days without the secret connivance of settler leaders. The police allowed certain protests, he said, so the leaders would not seem like betrayers (IMRA, 1017).

I don't know about you, but my absolute favorite leader just has to be Yesha head Pichas Wallerstein. What magnetism, what panache, what wit! Fresh after removing those pesky Gaza Jews from their unwanted homes, he's back with a moving paean to our beloved Yigal:

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3616727,00.html

The YESHA council's director-general, Pinchas Wallerstein, said the wave of polemic arises every year as Israel marks the anniversary of late Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin's murder at the hands of Yigal Amir.

"Every November there is a fresh campaign of incitement against settlers. The man who murdered the prime minister came from Herzliya, and yet I still don't think that all residents of Herzliya are potential murderers of prime ministers."

But for blow it out the tuches chortles, some tear-rending guffaws, a wry smirk, and an eery cackle of glee, can you beat the next MK who says he won't join the next government unless, now get ready for this, unless, it's too hot to be cold, unless, yes, you heard it first, unless the Rabin murder is reinvestigated. Stop it, you're killing us. Rub those tears from our cheeks. This was just the most hilarious Rabin anniversary EVER. How can they EVER top this next year?

MK Eldad: We'll Demand New Rabin Murder Investigation

(IsraelNN.com) MK Aryeh Eldad (NU-NRP) said that his party would demand an official government panel to investigate the murder of Prime Minister Yitzchak Rabin as a condition for entering the coalition to be established after the upcoming election.

"There is a national need to renew the investigation into Rabin's murder, to reexamine the evidence and for once and for all set aside the various arguments," he said, referring to theories that Rabin's killer Yigal Amir was not operating alone or independently.

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